How to know when you have had too much to drink:
Police: Man urinates on dog after owner spurns sex (AP)
Why? Why are you peeing on a dog?
According to police reports, the man was drunk when he argued with the woman. After she resisted his advances the man went to the basement where he urinated on her dog and the floorPoor dog....
And this is just plain stupid... I can't make this kind of stupid up!!
Men nabbed after playing 'chicken' with police car (AP)
BETHANY, Okla. – Three Oklahoma City men were arrested after playing "chicken" with a police car. Police said a 23-year-old man drove his car at the oncoming patrol car driven by Capt. J.D. Reid and didn't move until Reid swerved out of the way. Reid then chased the car until it crashed. The driver was found inside the car, another 22-year-old man was found lying outside the vehicle and a third man was found hiding behind a traffic sign.
Two of the men were hospitalized and the third was treated and taken to the Oklahoma County jail where he's being held without bond.
Police say the driver apparently decided on a whim to play chicken car and didn't realize the car was a police car.
Do you people in oklahoma have nothing to do?
Below is proof that London has dumb ass people too.
Police arrest naked burglary suspect
A naked man was arrested on suspicion of burglary Wednesday after getting stuck in the chimney of the Tesco store he was allegedly trying to steal from, police said.
Yep, I think that sums it up. Naked. WTF was he NAKED!?
"It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of the chimney," police said in a statement.WHAT? NO! You don't suddenly become Naked in a chimney! Clothes don't just fall off! You have to take them off.
And finally. Proof that some people are just mental cases:
McCain volunteer admits to hoax
She needs help. Clearly.
Ms. Todd told police a black man with a knife approached her at a banking machine at Citizens Bank at Liberty Avenue and Pearl Street in Bloomfield shortly before 9 p.m. Wednesday. She said after she gave him $60, the robber spotted the McCain stickers on her car, became enraged, knocked her to the ground and punched and kicked her.
She quoted him as saying "You are going to be a Barack supporter," as he sat on her chest, pinning both of her hands down, and scratched the letter "B" on her right cheek.
First among the problems with her story was the fact that the "B" scratched on her face was backwards -- as it might be if she had done it herself using a mirror.
"The backwards 'B' was the obvious thing to us when we first saw her. Something just didn't seem right," Assistant Chief Bryant said. "And, first of all, with our local robbers, they take the money [and flee]. They're in and out. They're not stopping to do artwork."
Additionally, said Lt. Kevin Kraus, investigators were struck "that it was a superficial, pristine 'B,' which seemed highly inconsistent with the story she reported that it was a violent attack, basically in which she was fighting for her life."