Dear Management of the Pirates,
Step back and take a deep breath. Did you smell that? Do you feel that?
Do you know what that means?
HAPPY FANS WHO BUY MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS.
Just to make this easier to understand for you.... I know there is only one language you idiots speak.
WINNING = MONEY
Do you understand that? Do see how excited people are that the pirates are in 2nd place? Look around. Smell the excitement and joy in the air. Note the large numbers of people who willing sit outside the arena to watch the hockey game on the big screen because the tickets are (wait for it) SOLD OUT.
LETS GO PENS!!!!!!
And damn it Pirates, take notes and try to have a winning season. Please.
p.s. I still hate 4square.