Stupid Hall Of Fame...

So, with mobile blogger still broken, no funny insights from my favorite church and a kid who refuses to sleep before 1030 pm.... I turned to the Odd news to find things that just make you shake your head and wonder ..... Pitt Girl has craigslist ads, I have odd news. :-) By the way, I love her site!

How to know when you have had too much to drink:

Police: Man urinates on dog after owner spurns sex (AP)

Why? Why are you peeing on a dog?

According to police reports, the man was drunk when he argued with the woman. After she resisted his advances the man went to the basement where he urinated on her dog and the floor

Poor dog....

And this is just plain stupid... I can't make this kind of stupid up!!

Men nabbed after playing 'chicken' with police car (AP)

BETHANY, Okla. – Three Oklahoma City men were arrested after playing "chicken" with a police car. Police said a 23-year-old man drove his car at the oncoming patrol car driven by Capt. J.D. Reid and didn't move until Reid swerved out of the way. Reid then chased the car until it crashed. The driver was found inside the car, another 22-year-old man was found lying outside the vehicle and a third man was found hiding behind a traffic sign.

Two of the men were hospitalized and the third was treated and taken to the Oklahoma County jail where he's being held without bond.

Police say the driver apparently decided on a whim to play chicken car and didn't realize the car was a police car.

Do you people in oklahoma have nothing to do?

Below is proof that London has dumb ass people too.

Police arrest naked burglary suspect

A naked man was arrested on suspicion of burglary Wednesday after getting stuck in the chimney of the Tesco store he was allegedly trying to steal from, police said.

Yep, I think that sums it up. Naked. WTF was he NAKED!?

"It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of the chimney," police said in a statement.

WHAT? NO! You don't suddenly become Naked in a chimney! Clothes don't just fall off! You have to take them off.

And finally. Proof that some people are just mental cases:

McCain volunteer admits to hoax

Ms. Todd told police a black man with a knife approached her at a banking machine at Citizens Bank at Liberty Avenue and Pearl Street in Bloomfield shortly before 9 p.m. Wednesday. She said after she gave him $60, the robber spotted the McCain stickers on her car, became enraged, knocked her to the ground and punched and kicked her.

She quoted him as saying "You are going to be a Barack supporter," as he sat on her chest, pinning both of her hands down, and scratched the letter "B" on her right cheek.

First among the problems with her story was the fact that the "B" scratched on her face was backwards -- as it might be if she had done it herself using a mirror.

"The backwards 'B' was the obvious thing to us when we first saw her. Something just didn't seem right," Assistant Chief Bryant said. "And, first of all, with our local robbers, they take the money [and flee]. They're in and out. They're not stopping to do artwork."

Additionally, said Lt. Kevin Kraus, investigators were struck "that it was a superficial, pristine 'B,' which seemed highly inconsistent with the story she reported that it was a violent attack, basically in which she was fighting for her life."

She needs help. Clearly.

Anyone want to get uh dirty? Hehehe...

After plugging my phone into my pc and copying the pic right from it, I have now uploaded my church post from monday.


Need I say anything? I wish I could hear this sermon! Oh I can think of some things that fit this.

Cause my mind is naughty like that! Yes it is. :-) I will certainly feel 'healed' afterwards too. Who wouldn't?!

Then of course there is the innocent kind- this involves playing with children at their level- in the water, dirt, mud, chalk, crayons, sea of toys or finger paints (in burgbaby's case). This can be healing an dirty too.

But lets be clear- I was thinking adult fun first :-) I love this church.

Damn Mobile Blogger....

So, I have a new church pic that I would love to share. And since I started this blog in August, i have had no problems sending stuff from my phone. Until Yesterday. Now I get a message that mobile blogger doesn't support tmobile. HUH? Why not all of a sudden?? So I posted in Blogger's help group. Who knows when or if it will be fixed... So this evening I will be trying to figure out how to download, then upload then post the church pic. FUN.

Randomness

Awesome Snapple fact:

Frogs don't drink!!

I love it.

WTF??!!

So here are some things that have made me stop and think: WTF??!!

An Internet game in which players roam a school and kill kindergarten students with a shotgun has been pulled from a Finnish children's gaming site one week after the country's worst school shooting.

"We have removed pages from our site that are not necessarily appropriate for younger family members," lastenpelit.fi said in a statement on its Web site.

The game, "Kindergarten Killer," can be found widely on the Web.

You can find this jem HERE on Reuters. All I can say is: Are you F-ing kidding me? "Kindergarten Killer" WHAT!? On a *kids* website! Who are the sick people who make this shit!!?? How did this "game" end up on a kids gaming site? WHO the HELL thought that was good idea???

Oh and this is just disturbing.... Australian boy wreaks zoo havoc while feeding croc

An Australian boy was caught in the act when he fed 13 rare reptiles in the zoo to a crocodile. He killed a few of them and then wanted to climb over the security fence.

The security cameras at the Alice Springs Reptile Center in Northern Territory captured the grizzly images of a 7-year-old boy feeding 13 rare reptiles to a crocodile. The killed reptiles were a turtle, four Western blue-tongued lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devil lizards and a 20-year-old Goanna.

The boy reportedly had smiled while he did this damage and bludgeoned to death some of the reptiles. He killed the 13 reptiles in about 30 minutes and as a final act wanted to climb over the security fence into the enclosure of “Terry”, the 11-foot (3.3m) saltwater crocodile.

The boy had attacked the zoo on a Wednesday morning by jumping over the security fence and evaded the sensor alarms. He killed some of the reptiles before throwing them over the crocodile enclosure.

OK.... 7 years old and he breaks into a zoo, kills 13 animals, feeds them to another zoo animal. An the stopped him before he feed himself to the crocodile... WHY? This kid has a serious mental problem to beat animals to death at 7! 7!! Where the hell were his parents? How did he even get to the stupid zoo?

Neindorf said he was now looking at suing the parents of the pint-sized terror,
who could easily have been taken by Terry himself as he fed the croc from a
small landing at his enclosure.
"We'll be looking at suing the parents, who were supposedly in control of him at the time," he said.

Supposedly? Talk about failure of parenting on the most basic of levels. My brain hurts now...