Thursday, June 11, 2009

Odds and Ends

***I found this post sitting in my Drafts folder from 3/26. I still think its funny, so I am posting it as-is. ***

Here is a headline you don't see everyday:

Wife of Pirates prospect arrested for kidnapping

Me: Hey look, the Pirates are in the news!

And proof that sometimes it's better to stay home and wack off to internet porn if your that hard up:
This is the *real* headline from MSNBC:

Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
And that's all I really want to know.

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