Dear ignorant bus riding bitch,
Unless you paid for 2 seats, don't pretend look surprised when someone on a packed bus asks you to move your shit off the seat next to you. I know that fake expression. You and your bad 80s hair were not THAT into your phone to not notice that the bus was full. Your purse doesn't need its own seat. I am sure it will survive just fine riding on your lap just like every other purse on the bus. I'm just sayin.