Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Stupid Hall of Fame : Pittsburgh Edition

I am always finding dumb shit around the world. Well today, here is the dumb shit around Pittsburgh for ya... :-)

From WTAE:
Oops! False Burglar Alarm Brings Cops To Marijuana House
(story summary)

PITTSBURGH - Police found no intruders when they responded to a call about a burglar alarm in Pittsburgh's Beechview neighborhood -- but they did find a whole lot of drugs.
Downstairs, officers were met in the foyer by Jamar Bey, 33, of Beltzhoover, who they said told them that the home belongs to his girlfriend but he often stays there.
Bey said the marijuana was his and he did not want his girlfriend to be implicated, police said.
While police were still at the home, Bey's girlfriend arrived. They said she told them that she was trying to get children out of the house and must have somehow set the alarm off.
Police said they removed 265 marijuana plants from the home and that more people could be facing charges.
I think the award should go to her for not making sure the alarm wasn't tripped before leaving the house with 256 illegal marijuana plants. Second, How do you have kids living the the same house with that many marijuana plants!!?? I will give the criminal the props though. Mr. Bey at least took the blame like a man.

From the Police Blotter on the PG:
West Police Blotter

• Michael Rouse, 19, of Homewood, was charged April 22 with retail theft after he walked out of Giant Eagle in Kennedy Center with a basket full of items without paying for them.
I guess he thought they wouldn't notice him. He was invisible that day....

• Amy Louise Pannier, 38, of Neville, was charged last Thursday with harassment, institutional vandalism, criminal trespass, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness and aggravated assault on a police officer.

The charges were filed after she wandered into the Heidelberg Volunteer Fire Department on First Street in an intoxicated state and asked for money.

She was hostile to police, became violent and attempted to run when informed she would be charged with public drunkenness. She also tried to spit, punch and hit a police officer.

Another reason why not everyone should get their drunk on. I guess she couldn't tell the difference between a bank and a fire station... Only an idiot would try to assault a police officer in the VFD.

and finally.... I know its not in Pittsburgh...

However, I could NOT pass this one up though... HILARIOUS!

Man Mistakes Musical Card For Noisy Neighbors

German police said an (82 yr old) elderly man was so annoyed at hearing the same serenade over and over that he called authorities to report his neighbors -- only to discover the culprit was a musical greeting card on his own windowsill.
I only have one thing to say here: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Omg is that hilarious.
Upon further investigation, police found the musical greeting card on his windowsill, where occasional breezes opened the card just enough to play an irritating tune. Police said the retiree was happy to find out his neighbors weren't trying to annoy him.
sorry, I am still laughing.....

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