I saw this gem of a comment on someones facebook status today:
"wat ur landlord do to u"
OK. WHAT? Lets dissect this stupidness. First, you can write out the WHOLE word "landlord," But the H in "what" was too much of a f&%$ing stretch to type out? I can almost live with the "u" and some other minor text slang, like srsly... but I have seen "wat" in text messages, facebook status and twitter. And I just want to punch someone in the head every.single.time.
"....Dont keep them in the dark, until something else cums along... i dnt care wat the history is. if its ova, its ova leave it be....."
See???!!! AAAHHHH!!!!
It's in a facebook status that can be long as hell!!! There is the f&%$ing "wat" again!! "Cums"? Really? Was that easier than "Comes" 1 extra letter an 1 correct letter was too much? I can't even get started on the "ova" or my brain might explode. It's "OVER" damn it!!! O.V.E.R.
On to Strange Sightings...
In case you can't tell... There is 10 speed bike on TOP of this 10 foot high Hummer.
WHY?
Was there NO room left inside for the f&%$ing bike after you put the ladder inside it that you needed to get the bike ON TOP of the hummer? SRSLY!!! H1's seat what? 14? You really could not get it in there? It's a damn Ladies 10 speed! Not even a mountain bike! Jez. You could put a quad in the back and still have room to put the bike inside. I know there wasn't 14 people in that stupid thing cause there would be more than ONE bike on top of it.
Finally:
The winner of the Dumbass Criminal of the Month goes to this MORON:
(Thank you MSNBC)
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - A 34-year-old man [Jarell Paul Arnold of Anchorage] is
in custody after authorities say he gave a teller his account number and showed
her his picture ID before robbing an Anchorage bank.
I seriously can't make this shit up. What a moron.
I'm right with you on the word shortening! It drives me crazy. I feel guilty when I type '4' instead of 'for' to fit me message on twitter! And I can't stop myself from typing two spaces after a sentence (it was beat into my head in typing class at Langley!) The examples you gave? Just not right.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I typed that comment during my first cup of coffee. I sound like I have an Irish brogue. "to fit me message on twitter." LOL!
ReplyDelete@hdowney Yeah- sometimes i shorten things to fit on twitter or in a text, but never like "what" to "wat" my step sisters both do this when they text "wat u 2 doin 2nite" I get so pissed. I guess its a pet peeve of mine.
ReplyDeleteI can tell you that Baltimore has many of the same idiot drivers. It's a shame when the first words out of my mouth every day are unprintable, as I watch the parade of idiots on the road...
ReplyDelete... Drivers straddling the lane lines, ignoring their turn signals, or at least waiting until they're right at the turn... I hate them all. Thank you for ranting for me!
I like your blog... found it from your last ThatsChurch comment.