Sunday, February 15, 2009

Stupid Hall of Fame: WTF Edition

So, I just couldn't resist posting these even if they have nothing to do with Pittsburgh or the US....

Man hoping to get fired allegedly trashes eatery
Police said the man told them he was trying to get fired and couldn't
collect unemployment if he simply quit

Hey Moron.... you can't get it for Employee Misconduct either. And vandalizing the place counts as misconduct you idiot.

UK: Birth of 13-year-old dad's child sparks outrage

Alfie Patten, who was only 12 when the baby was conceived with his girlfriend,
Chantelle Steadman, 15, was first pictured on the front of Friday's tabloid
Sun newspaper with his daughter, Maisie Roxanne, after her birth Monday.

Wait... did you say he was 12 and she is 15? WTF?

Tony Kerridge, of the sexual health specialist Marie Stopes International, told
PA that children needed better education.

Uh Tony.... They need PARENTAL SUPERVISION! Who the hell is in charge there? It sounds like that boy had too much time on his hands. At 12 years old where are his f*&%ing parents? Where did he find time to *score* with an older girl enough to knock her up?

London's The Times newspaper reported Saturday that in the past decade, more
than 40 other boys younger than 14 had fathered children

This is f*&%ing crazy! Younger than 14? Fully functionally that soon? damn. What pornos are they getting their hands over there to even know *how* and where, again, are the damn parents? I mean these kids (boys and girls) are getting naked somewhere right? At this rate I am gonna have to have the sex talk with Julia when she starts kindergarten in 3 years and have to put f*&%ing LoJack on her so she can't get naked with a boy until she is 18!!


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